Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I want her autograph on my taint
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
