i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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