I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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