Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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