There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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