i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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