I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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