Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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