If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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