she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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