It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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