That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
No subtext here. People are naked.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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