my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
