Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My feet surprised me
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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