absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I haven't been this sober since birth.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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