the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.