you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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