in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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