i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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