Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
