at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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