Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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