New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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