I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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