I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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