Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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