Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The Olympian is in my bed
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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