you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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