Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I need to stop coming to work sober
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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