ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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