the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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