yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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