One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
foreskin is a definite game changer
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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