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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.

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(231): View more from Michigan

You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.

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(905): View more from Ontario

The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...

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(714): View more from California

i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...

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(314): View more from Missouri

So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?

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