it wasn't lemon gatorade
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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