...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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