she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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