why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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