covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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