Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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