is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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