Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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