Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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