I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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