Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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