Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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