I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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