oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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