How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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