Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Farmville is her only friend.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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