I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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