Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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