apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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