Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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