I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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