I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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