We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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