At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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