Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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