okay pat passed out under dana's car
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
please come you make the beer taste better
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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