Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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