If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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