their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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